Friday 3 October 2008

XYZ - The Liar!

XYZ is a liar!! Jhoota! makkaar! Hmph!
Interesting conversation this,read! :D
ABC,tis phor you,he's a liar! ab toh chhod do use!! :P :P ;)

XYZ: ello

me: hi

XYZ: sup?

me: nm

XYZ: same

me: I see,muli?

XYZ: No school today

me: :( I want muli,I want him
XYZ: Do you realise how bad that sounds? :P
me: lol but I do
XYZ: Come get him then, who's stopping you? :
me: can't
XYZ: I think he's found someone else. Someone who doesn't send third parties to meet him but does it herself. :P
me: haww! :(
XYZ: Entirely your fault. :P
me: :(

me: achha muli nahin uski pic? please?
XYZ: Kahan se laun pic? :/
me: kheecho jaakar
XYZ: im not taking my camera to school
me: pleej?
ABC: No way >.>
me: PLEEJ? not even phor a dying girl? :(
XYZ: Dying girl? Cancer ho gaya hai tumhe? : I am not taking my camera to school to take a picture of a dog. Pakda jaunga.
me: :( pleeeeeeej na?kisi din jab allowed ho,tab toh le jaana pleej
XYZ: Farewell ke din january mein chalega? Tab tak kisi ne use halal kar diya toh mein kuch nahin kar sakta
me: chalega : par I want it then okay? no excuses?! theek hai
XYZ: Okay
me: yay!
XYZ: mein tumhe kisi bhi kutte ki photo dikha dunga, tumhe pata bhi nahin chalega :P
me: I hate you. I hate you. XYZ: :P
me: don't :p me
XYZ: everyone hates me, nayi baat kya hai? :/ :P
me: I was just saying aiavai
XYZ: mereko bhi pata hai, mein kaunsa bura maan gaya? :/
me: bata rahi thi bas generally
XYZ: okay
me: okay teme smin
XYZ: ask
me: if my mother throws me outa the house,will you gime sharan at your place? nangu suggested. that way I can bug you also:P
XYZ: She suggested that you come stay at my place? O.o :P
me: yeah lol
XYZ: Itni dushmani
me: Reason : I can bug you! Lol kya huh? main itni buri hu?
XYZ: mazak tha waise mein khud beghar ho raha hun Go stay at Vasudha's :P or even better go stay at Nik's place phir use tang karna! muahaha
me: yeah nik said I could stay with her,I refused..and I gave her a very solid reason jo mujhe abhi yaad nahin aa raha hai :( and Vasu's house? : usse poochhna padega..
XYZ: Usko padhte dekh dekh ke complex ho jaayega? toh poochlo :/
me: nahin uss gadhi se zyada toh main hi padhti hoon poochhloongi raat ko shayad
XYZ: okay toh use complex hoga aur woh tumhe padhne nahin degi aur tum phir fail ho jaogi aur tumhari mummy tumhe dhoond nikalegi aur tumhara katal kar degi? Okay mera ghar bahut door padega in any case
me: main fail nahin hui hoon btw kabhi zindagi mein fail nahin hui,just pass se 10000 rimes zyada marks aate hain usually,iss baar gadbad ho gayi,still itne bure bhi nahin hai.
XYZ: mereko malum hai :/
me: toh phir Phir fail ho jaogi kyun likha?
XYZ: ek saal mein meine poore lifetime ka fail hone ka experience pa liya hai woh tumhe padhne nahin degi na, isliye phir tum fail ho sakti ho its a possibility
me: yeah shayad par yeh bhi reason nahin tha shats yaar mujhe yaad kyun nahin aa raha :(

Now,The hilarious,unbeliveable bit! :p :D

XYZ: okay good btw you know the procedure to activate roaming on a prepaid mobile voadfone btw
me: its automatic XYZ: automatic bole toh?
me: apne aap ho jata hai,you don't need to do anything so going to dehradun? when?
XYZ: customer care ya kuch toh call karna padega na to tell them to activate it? :/ friday
me: no nothing at all but phir bhi ek baar customer care par call karke poochh lena
XYZ: haan
me: when are you coming back/
XYZ: tuesday morning And roaming feature ho toh hi woh activate hota hai na mere mein nahin hai I think toh avail karna hai uska procedure jaanna hai
me: nahh I don't think aisa kuch hota hai
XYZ: I see pata karta hun dehradun jaunga toh Ill need roaming on my cell
me: yeah I got that ABC tumhe miss bilkul bhi nahin karegi while you're gone,She'll be mine! yay! :D :P
XYZ: O.o I thought you'd moved on :P
me: I did,bolne mein kya jaata hai? :P
XYZ: Haha I trust her. :P
me: I hate you :( main hi toh hu yaar,kisi ladke ke saah thode hi bhaag rahi hai woh
XYZ: Ab kya permission maang rahi ho? :P
me: ahinn *nahin bata rahi hoon
XYZ: accha Okay then, see if you can get her back
me: phir bologe ki maine tumhe bataya bhi nahin,isliye bata rahi hoon
XYZ: Im not stopping you or her
me: I hate you so XYZ
XYZ: WHAT? kuch bhi bolun uska galat matlab kyun nikalti ho? :/
me: pata nahin kya patti padha kar rakhi hogi tumne meri priy ABC ko :( maine koi galat matlab na? XYZ :Maine use kya patti padhai hai? :/
me: mujhe kya pata ab jab usko renewed zeal se woo karungi toh pata chalega na
XYZ: Haan karo
me: pata nahin dekhoongi woh aajkal mujhse itne sweetly baat karti hai,meri aankhen bhar aati hai yknow! :
XYZ: Good for you? :P
XYZ: Okay so while im gone you'll whisk ABC away from me eh? :P
me: koi jaane na,yeh josh mera (:p) koi jaane na,junoon Mera..ghoom tana tana na na na (2) Iono,I won't maybe
XYZ: confused person :P
me: You're so sweet,sochti hoon uspar haath na daaloon yesh,confused I am XYZ : I am?०।o me: yesh। Very sweet :)

XYZ: Gee, thanks. :D
me: :)
XYZ: I have to go now cell mein balance khatam hai, aur batteries leni hain
me:
me too,have to study
XYZ: see ya
me: lol bye tc
XYZ: Bye

18 comments:

Vasudha said...

lair /lɛər/

–noun
1. a den or resting place of a wild animal: The cougar retired to its lair.
2. a secluded or hidden place, esp. a secret retreat or base of operations; a hideout or hideaway: a pirate's lair.
3. British. a place in which to lie or rest; a bed.


Where did he lie anyhow? :P

Akanksha said...

LOL!!
And someone is tryin to take his side soo badly:P

Vasudha said...

Oh, and I know why you'd have refused Nangu's place. The rude brother.. remember? :P

Aku : Who? Where? :o :P

Sukanya said...

lol aku, i can see dat too!

Disha said...

Whoa..

Radhika Saxena said...

I know!! Lol bapneez!
Sooooorrryyy isspelling mistake tha! theek kar diya hai! hmph!

Radhika Saxena said...

Dish : whats so whoa about it? :|
Suk : Thanks for commenting!
Vasu : But the rude brother aint here na!!

Vasudha said...

Okay, so maybe he'll be there when you're there? =/ Or nooo! Its 'cause Nangu's going to Stanford! =P

Radhika Saxena said...

No yaa!! kuch aur tha! :|

Radhika Saxena said...
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Vasudha said...

Couldn't have been the bro anyway, come to think of it. From what I now, twas a one off occasion, right? And you're not going to call her up anyhow if you're living with her. O.o

Radhika Saxena said...

LOL ya! :p

¶ЯёŖηΛ said...

Why do you even bother to write xyz and abc?You make it pretty much obvious.And besides,there isn;t a soul left who doesn't know. ;)
And ofourse,rofl @ the post. :P

Radhika Saxena said...

I know! :p
Phir bhi,naam likhna achha nahin lagta na? :|

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Radhika Saxena said...

@ Red Eyes :
Umm,hey I didn't even write anything! this was just a conversation I had with a friend which I put up here..
The title has a HUGE story behind it..
You might want to read an earlier post to understand :|
titled " XYZ and ABC "
Tc!

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