Ab dekho,college wallege ka toh pata nahin,baaki sab planned hai!
Future husband :
Two contenders :
1. Weird mota blackberry owner without balance.
2. Mr. PQR
Weird mota Blackberry owner without balance :
Sharmada and I met him one day,while in Green Park on a walk.
It was Christmas time,so I was checking out the shiny Christmas tree decor,pinning the balls onto my head, singing 'Shiny disco balls' and posing for pictures.. just then he came,oh kya body thi :P Itni thand mein he was wearing a grey sweatshirt,shorts and chappals.
He asked us "Hey dude,can I borrow your phone for a minute? Actually I've lost my driver and I don't have balance."(flaunting his blackberry at the same time) So I gave him my phone,shareef tha,he spent just ek rupaiyya and he's so intelligent,he didn't even delete his drivers number from my phone! Woh dilon jaan se chahta tha ki hum uske driver ko baad mein call karke uska number usse le le :P
Us hi din,we decided tha we want a husband who owns a blackberry and does not have balance! :P (God alone knows why though :P)
Mr PQR :
My best friend,Mr. Garbage thought its high time I get a life and a boyfriend,so he found some weird guy called PQR who's bloddy rich,wants to be a C.A. as his brother's one and so is his father,but even then he's down to eath,and somehow I'm a perfect match for him!
plan #1.
Ab woh mera Boyfriend toh ban hi jayega,so I've decided that Shaadi bhi us hi se kar loongi!
and why?! because he's rich stupid children! :P I'll even tell him that I'm marrying him for money,but he won't believe me duh! So one fine day I'll hadapo all his property and ditch him,then court mein I'll tell him that before marrying him I told him my motive of marrying him,and he'll be screwed! :D
Plan # 2.
With him as my husband I can fulfill my dream of having multiple homes in and around Delhi :D
Imma even tell him to get a chocolate house made for me :P
Plan #3.
Mr. Garbage ofcourse is going to be my childrens' Nanny :D
He said he'll remain my best frind even if I told him to change my babies' nappies :P :D
plan #4.
Since Sharmada and I have planned so much together,I didn't feel like leaving her out of all this,so well.. she'll be marrying PQR's brother,toh kya hua if he'll be a bhudhha by then :P
Hum toh paison ke liye shaadi karenge :P
My Profession.
I'm going to sell Juice with Bharat who plans to sell Gol Gappe :D
Our Children.
Mere aur Sharmada ke.
We're gonna name our children Bunty and Pinky,then we'll make bunty fall for pinky and then we won't let them marry each other and then their love story will be something like this :
Pyaar ka izhaar
confrontation of the baaps.
hot na?! :P
we've alreay decided the cheap stuff that we're gonna gift our children on their buddays :D Green Park and Aurobindo Zindabad :P
So I needn't commit suicide anymore,I have such an exciting (planned) Future lol! :P
ekdum unique haina ?! :D
Videos - Sharmada and Me :D
Movie churaoed from : Love story :P
Our multiple homes.
We already have homes in Hauz Khas,Azad Appartments,Palam and GK,need we say more?! :p
oh and an out house in IIT, Azad wale ghar ke pics alag se :D
Happy budday to my blog in advance! :D
9 comments:
OMG!Kya mast plans hain:D
Crazy you!
Blackberry waale ka number mila kya abhi tak?:P ;)
Uska bhai ho toh mujhe bata dena;)
OMG! You ditched me.....
I didnt know you were like....
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THEM!!!!!
LOL! But I love your future...
Plus, Please.PLease. Share the chocolate house with me, na....
And I should get compensation for being an ex, you know....
Haha! Crazy!
Kritika was your ex?! Wtf!
And, I want a rich guy too! Find me one :D
Preferably a Blackberry/iPhone owner WITH balance :P
Haha!
I like the Bunty and Pinky idea!
Oiiiii. Juice wali ban ke mujhe Paris kaise le jayegi? [jo btw, Dish, France main hai. :P]
Chal no matter, I'll be the paan waali next to your thela. :D
And noooo. You can't marry PQR or Kaaliberry. >.<
Yes Aku I know! :D
Nahin yaar,I had to change my SIM card so uske driver ka number delete ho gaya! :(
Kika :
You're my lowe,my lowe,
Janeja you're my lowe,abhi ex kahan hui ho?!
And chocolate house share karna kya,main PQR ko bolungi ki tumhare liye bhi ek chocolate house banwade :P
Dish
Yep,she aint my ex,woh toh current hai :D
and sure man,me and Sharmada will look for one rich guy for you also :D
and I know,I love the Bunty and Pinky Idea tooo!!! :D :P
Vasu :
Ughh. Pehle Paris ghoomeinge,phir hi toh sadak par aaungi na? usko baad toh juice hi sell karna padega na!
and err,if I won't marry PQR/Blackberry dude,toh who will I marry then? Jagat? Karan? NO WAY. :|
And Vas soch kya scene hoga,
Line se hum teen khade honge sadak par,
you selling paan,me juice and Bharat gol gappe! :P
I'll ignore the regular stream of questions and just ask this, did you consider the guard standing behind you? Seems to me he's checking you out.
P.S.: I feel oddly left out. Never mind, I'll just go drink some orange juice.
Aww! Nangu! I love you <3
and no he isn't checking me out,he's just staring,cuz I don't think anybody would've done that before :P
And yeah have Orange juice,mere thele se okay?!
and wait for a while,a new post is on its way! today's my blog's budday! :D
HAHAHAHA
I loveeee your future!!
You missed out on all the sleeping.. :D
And eating :D
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